http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go
:lol:
Jeff Dunham - Achmed the Dead Terrorist
mr. X wrote:Ken hem al voordat hij door de vieze relcames werd gebruikt om weer grof geld te maken.
Ik persoonlijk vind Dane Cook om jezelf te be-scheuren. Het moet wel in jou lijn van humor liggen om het te kunnen waarderen (en volgen)!
nope, had alleen deze gezien, de overige rest ken ik niet.
hem gevoel v humor volgen en waarderen cker niet!
wist niet eens wie Dane Cook is...
RedSun wrote:Walter ownt harder
8) 8) 8)
Walter: My wife and I heard that coffee's good for your sex life.
Jeff Dunham: Coffee?
Walter: Yeah.
Jeff Dunham: Is it?
Walter: No. It kept me awake through the whole damn thing! I actually had to participate. Doctor said it's bad for my heart, too.
Jeff Dunham: All the caffeine?
Walter: No, seeing my wife naked.
Jeff Dunham: That's awful.
Walter: Oh, you've seen her, too?
Jeff Dunham: So, is coffee good for the sex life or not?
Walter: I don't know. But, they're never gonna let us back into that Starbucks again.
Walter: [referring to his argument on the phone with his wife] You heard a little of that, didn't ya?
Jeff Dunham: Oh yeah.
Walter: I hung up on her.
Jeff Dunham: Not good.
Walter: Yeah. She called back and she's like "Did you hang up on me?" I said "I don't know, did it sound something like this - CLICK!"
Jeff Dunham: Did that make her angry?
Walter: Oh, I felt a disturbance in the Force!
Jeff: So your wife's in town?
Walter: Oh yeah.
Jeff: She having a good time?
Walter: She always has a good time. . . pisses me off!
Jeff: She's a lovely lady.
Walter: She's gettin' old.
Jeff: Well, women age like fine wine.
Walter: She's aging like *milk.*
Jeff: You guys get in another argument this morning?
Walter: Yep!
Jeff: What happened?
Walter: I don't know. She rolled out of bed, jumped on her menstrual cycle and ran my ass over!
Jeff: Never heard it put quite *that* way before!
Walter: Oh, it even has a sound! It goes 'Nag na-nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag, nag]Walter: My wife and I couldn't find a place to park anywhere near this joint. And some jerk pulled up in a brand new mercedes goes right into the handicap spot. He got out of the car and theres nothing wrong with him. Don't you hate that. So I ran his as* over! I made an honest man out of him. Then his mother got out of the other side and started swinging her crutches at me. Took her out with the door.Walter: How long've you been married?
Jeff: Fifteen years.
Walter: You'll see.
Jeff: See what?
Walter: Remember when you said, "'Til death do us part"?
Jeff: Yeah.
Walter: Later you'll realize you were actually setting a goal